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Useful New Apps and Products

Autowrit™

Automatic Writing Paper! Here! Now!

No need for you to be mindful about what you write- ever again! AUTOWRIT™ does it ALL for you!

Italics! Bold! Underlined! Self-Correcting!

Don’t THINK! Autowrit™!!!!

Now in a Variety of Fonts. With Grammarity Included. And (in some instances) Spelling Too.

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PornStar™

Erotic Energy Drink!

Perform like a Champ! In both Hetero and Gay Flavors!!!!

Yum!

 

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NegAff ™

                                  Negative Affirmations for Hastening Personal Failure!

Tells you when You Suck! Listen in Any Time of Day! Or Night! Or have it play at Random Times…. IT’S ALWAYS ON.

 

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Art of Blame App©

 

Improve, Heighten & Hone your Blaming Skills!

If you want to Get Ahead, if you want to Put Others In Their Goddamn Place,

Even if you just like to See Others Suffer!

then..?

HERE IS THE APP FOR YOU!!!!

Remember if you don’t learn how to BLAME…

YOU WILL HAVE TO SOMEHOW LEARN TO…..

WORK HARD, ACQUIRE SKILLS and

      KISS ASS!!!!

WHICH TOTALLY SUCKS!!!!

(Not recommended for the Squeamish. Or for Pansies)

 

 

 

 

Rock and Roll Madrassa!

 

Whose Your Wahhabi? Does He Have What It Takes?

WE ARE READY FOR YOU

(A Quran and all weaponry supplied! Plus? A Brand New Kaddafa!)

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KNOW THROUGH GOATS!!!©

This is included for No Good Reason. It’s because I made a Reminder To Self to:

“GO THROUGH NOTES”.

Which I haven’t done yet.

This just sounded better.

 

 

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Kevlar Kondoms®

 

They’re tough. And pretty much Self Explanatory

 

 

 

 

 

Nympho Numerologist 911

She has YOUR number!

Now You Dial Hers!

CONNECT!

 

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“Post It’s” from God

 

A little Pick-Me-Up Message from Your Higher Power

Fifty Cents Each. Or Five and a Half for $2.50

Sample…

“You Can Do It.  Yay.”

“Don’t touch that knob!!!”

“I’ll have the veal.”

 ”What are you? Stupid? Jesus.”

“Bend it back the other way until it snaps.”

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