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Now in a Variety of Fonts. With Grammarity Included. And (in some instances) Spelling Too.
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Negative Affirmations for Hastening Personal Failure!
Tells you when You Suck! Listen in Any Time of Day! Or Night! Or have it play at Random Times…. IT’S ALWAYS ON.
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KNOW THROUGH GOATS!!!©
This is included for No Good Reason. It’s because I made a Reminder To Self to:
“GO THROUGH NOTES”.
Which I haven’t done yet.
This just sounded better.
They’re tough. And pretty much Self Explanatory
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She has YOUR number!
Now You Dial Hers!
“Post It’s” from God
A little Pick-Me-Up Message from Your Higher Power
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“You Can Do It. Yay.”
“Don’t touch that knob!!!”
“I’ll have the veal.”
”What are you? Stupid? Jesus.”
“Bend it back the other way until it snaps.”